[Richard pauses to make a wish and then blows out his birthday candles]
Me: I can’t read minds, but Trevor’s probably in danger tonight.
Richard: Dammit! I should have thought of that!

(Discussing baseball knowledge)
Adam: Richard, I have a cousin who reminds me of you. He’s a prankster.
Rich and Me: What?
Adam: That came out wrong. What I meant is that he’s obsessed with fantasy baseball.
Rich and Me: ???

(Discussing consciences)
Richard: My conscience tells me to hurt Trevor.
Trevor: Mine doesn’t tell me to kill people…